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\n Join in on the fun (and funny) journey of getting older with this hilarious Dr. Seuss picture book\u2014it\u2019s just what the doctor ordered for new retirees, old souls, and kids at heart–and makes a perfect gift to celebrate birthdays and other milestones!”
The Doctor is in…Dr. Seuss that is! Readers will laugh along with the parade of medical madness as an elderly patient is poked, prodded and ogled during his stay at the \u201cGolden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair.\u201d
Once again, Dr. Seuss proves that his sharp wit and colorful imagination are a treat for readers of all ages. A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, graduations, holidays, and anyone needing a little pick-me-up after a doctor\u2019s visit! <\/p>\n

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These funny but thought-provoking picture books are ideal for independent readers or reading aloud.
\n Dr. Seuss addresses life\u2019s ups and downs with humorous verse and whimsical illustrations. Dr. Seuss\u2019s beloved story teaches kids to treat the planet with kindness. Just what the doctor ordered for new retirees, old souls, and kids at heart. The perfect celebration of the person you were born to be. A tiny speck of dust contains an entire miniature world–Who-ville. Like mistletoe, candy canes, and caroling, the Grinch is a mainstay of the holidays. <\/p>\n

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Beginner Books combine a blend of words and pictures that encourage kids to read-all by themselves.
\n This book has everything a beginning reader needs! Unmistakable characters and signature rhymes. The timeless tale from Dr. Seuss about the cat in his hat who visits Sally and her brother. The rollicking rhythm will keep kids entertained on every page. An ideal gift for new parents, birthday celebrations, and happy occasions of all kinds. This boxed set of of five beloved Beginner Books by Dr. Seuss will be cherished by young and old alike. <\/p>\n

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This series of nonfiction books introduces basic science\u2014in Seussian style\u2014to beginning readers.
\n An out of this world reading adventure through outer space! Journey through the fascinating world of dinosaurs! The Cat in the Hat takes a ride through the human body. A fascinating exploration of the world of sharks. All you ever wanted to know about insects. Observe the metamorphosis of an egg into a caterpillar into a chrysalis into a bright new butterfly! <\/p>\n

ASIN \u200f : \u200e 0394551907
Publisher \u200f : \u200e Random House Books for Young Readers
Publication date \u200f : \u200e March 1, 1986
Edition \u200f : \u200e First Edition
Language \u200f : \u200e English
Print length \u200f : \u200e 56 pages
ISBN-10 \u200f : \u200e 9780394551906
ISBN-13 \u200f : \u200e 978-0394551906
Item Weight \u200f : \u200e 2.31 pounds
Reading age \u200f : \u200e 7 years and up
Dimensions \u200f : \u200e 8.38 x 0.4 x 11.31 inches
Part of series \u200f : \u200e Classic Seuss
Grade level \u200f : \u200e 2 – 12
Best Sellers Rank: #1,598 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #4 in Teen & Young Adult Humorous Fiction #381 in Textbooks (Special Features Stores)
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